The dictionary defines cellulite as 'lumpy fat deposits in the thighs and buttocks.' Doesn't cellulite sound just as lovely as it looks? I thought so. Unfortunately, women have to deal with this more than men. It's just the way women's bodies are made.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. "Oh great, one more thing we have to deal with and men don't!" Darn straight. We always get the raw end of the deal, don't we? So, do you want to learn how to get rid of cellulite? It may be as easy as avoiding certain things.

Just before you were about to take a big bite of something, did you catch yourself thinking, "This is gonna go right to my butt!"? Exactly, those are just the kind of things you want to steer clear of.

We're talking about stuff like cake, ice cream, cookies, sweets... the usual suspects that are full of sugar, saturated fats, and other bad-for-you things. Sounds like torture, doesn't it? I absolutely understand how hard it is to give up the good life, but ladies, we just have to be tough.

But fear not: I have lots of ideas for you on how to get rid of cellulite that will make it less painful. Just substitute those yummy foods with other sinfully delightful vices. This might include a younger man, hot baths, a brand new car, diamonds, and clothing.

Now for the real kicker - we also have to exercise. You heard me, exercise. We can shrink our fat cells down to size with workouts like cardio and aerobics, minimizing the effects of cellulite.

Are you scared yet? Well, good news, I have some wonderful therapy for you! I've got two words for you - shoe shopping. Come on, ladies, we can do it. Now that you know how to get rid of cellulite, get out there and work that butt off.